Mercedes. Likes drawing, reading, singing, and looking at pretty things on the internet. Consumate doodler and fangirl.
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
- bitchy flute player
- socially awkward clarinet player
- mentally unstable oboe player
- violinist who practices six hours a day
- hot percussionist
- bassoon player who doesn’t know what’s appropriate to say
- saxophone player who always looks high
- violist who hates everyone
- asshole trumpet player
- huggable tuba player
- bass clarinet player who has no idea what the hell is going on
- piano player who looks like he probably carries a knife around
- trombone player with a weird haircut
i would characterize this angelic civil dispute as a “war on women” thus far fucking for real